t4tails:

i know ive reached insane levels of autism when im pacing around my room waving my hands around pretending to explain my new fixation to a group of VERY invested VERY silent people for half an hour straight

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vulnicura:

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sapphi-spaghetti:

ALT

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imcaptainmarvel:

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bpdiconnaruto:

bpdiconnaruto:

reblog if ur old enough to remember those fucking edits of all ur favorite characters styled like the old ipod ads as silhouettes with headphones

these. by the thousands.

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anonymousdandelion:

Do not vote on this poll. Restrain yourself. Hold back your curiosity. Tamp down your defiant streak. Feel free to interact with the post in other ways — but whatever you do, do NOT vote.<br><br>Check back in a week to find out how good Tumblr users are at delayed gratification.

I have zero self-restraint and voted the very first time I saw this post

I restrained myself the first time I saw this, but eventually I caved

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Reblog for a larger sample size for no sample size at all, because obviously nobody will vote

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unclefather:

*james bong voice* hello ladies

evilvillain123456789:

evilvillain123456789:

Playing with my dolls in my mind palace. Making them fight

Now I’m making them lez out

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mlarayoukai:

antimony-ore:

Somebody dropped they pronoun

Cinderella

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redfagdiver:

heslittle:

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utilitycaster:

no DNIs we just post content specifically catered to ourselves that will coincidentally alienate anyone with whom we would not want to interact

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shadybacon:

marcherarrant:

I was exploring in the catacombs and found a ladder going up. I climbed it and found a square door. I pushed open the door and found myself inside a university lecture room at 3 in the morning. 

And you chose to censor your face in the worst way imaginable

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parasect:

oldbaton:

so during the 2015-16 school year i had a single dorm room in brooklyn heights so i was hosting like crazy and i sucked off like 6 or 7 guys in my dorm. one of them who was notable was this very fit man who came over once or twice. after we finshed i commented that he was in really good shape and i asked him what he did  and he said “well i work out but also i do hip hop dance classes” and then did a brief routine for me unprompted and i was like 

“Wow bro, thanks for that blowjob!”

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permit-the-clod:

the father, the son, and the holy fucking bingle :3

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savedgame:

tiktok: pov Im your soft dom demon boyfriend and I give you hard dirty s3cks with my 🐓 😈😈

Twitter: pussy from a middle aged woman who smells like cigars and works the deep frier at arbys 😵

Tumblr: have you ever contemplated the eroticism of the pool filter taking in so much chlorine and getting covered in muck and bugs and scum it’s so hot and bothered just begging for more pool toys…

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